SaltyCajun.com lake Area Marine

Notices

Go Back   SaltyCajun.com > General Discussion Forums > The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor)

The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-15-2012, 06:07 PM
Ray's Avatar
Ray Ray is offline
Great White
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: House
Posts: 10,432
Cash: 1,217
Default Obamma at Elem. School

Obama went to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy put up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Walter," responded the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse?

Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preachings and beliefs?

Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?"

Just then, the bell rang for recess.

Obama informed the kiddies that they would continue after recess.

When they resumed Obama asked, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time.. Who has a question?"

Another little boy put up his hand.

Obama points him out and asked him his name.

"Steve," he responded.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have 2 questions.

First, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And second, what the f--k happened to Walter?"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-15-2012, 06:11 PM
"H"'s Avatar
"H" "H" is offline
Tripletail
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Baton Rouge
Posts: 614
Cash: 980
Default

Dats a good one
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-15-2012, 06:12 PM
bjhooper82's Avatar
bjhooper82 bjhooper82 is offline
Sailfish
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Lafayette
Posts: 4,910
Cash: 3,813
Default

LOL good one!!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-15-2012, 10:05 PM
Ragin_Cajun's Avatar
Ragin_Cajun Ragin_Cajun is offline
Tripletail
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Lafayette
Posts: 920
Cash: 1,571
Default

LMAO!!! Good one!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-16-2012, 11:25 AM
evidrine's Avatar
evidrine evidrine is offline
Red Snapper
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Lafayette
Posts: 1,476
Cash: 1,468
Default

Bet its a true story....
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-16-2012, 08:02 PM
skeeter77346's Avatar
skeeter77346 skeeter77346 is offline
Trophy Trout
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Grand Isle / Houston
Posts: 392
Cash: 974
Default

Very good Ray. My whole family really liked that one.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 01-16-2012, 08:42 PM
"H"'s Avatar
"H" "H" is offline
Tripletail
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Baton Rouge
Posts: 614
Cash: 980
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by skeeter77346 View Post
Very good Ray. My whole family really liked that one.
X2
Same here
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 01-17-2012, 09:20 AM
DUCKGOGETTER DUCKGOGETTER is offline
Blue Marlin
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: LAKE CHARLES
Posts: 9,105
Cash: 9,890
Default

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:38 AM.



Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - [ARG:3 UNDEFINED], Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vB.Sponsors
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
SaltyCajun.com logo provided by Bryce Risher

All content, images, designs, and logos are Copyright © 2009-2012,
Salty Cajun, LLC
No unathorized use is permitted
Geo Visitors Map