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Old 06-17-2013, 02:19 AM
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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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Old 06-17-2013, 09:02 AM
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Awesome.. LMAO
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:14 AM
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That's good stuff right there.
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:39 AM
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Dat funny right der!!
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Old 06-17-2013, 07:50 PM
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Don't give me any ideals. Lol


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Old 06-17-2013, 08:02 PM
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NICE
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