Mojo fish? you be the judge

[C-Bass2mouth]

Just when I thought saltwater fishermen couldn't possibly be any dumber...they go and do something like this..........AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!

[keakar]

actually im waiting for the fish torpedo to be invented

it targets the exact species and size fish you want then harpoons it for you, fillets it, then it returns to the boat to spit it out in a vacuum sealed bag ready for the freezer. all you have to do is sit in the boat and drunk beer, you don't even need a fishing pole or tackle

[rardoin]

Originally Posted by keakar

actually im waiting for the fish torpedo to be invented

it targets the exact species and size fish you want then harpoons it for you, fillets it, then it returns to the boat to spit it out in a vacuum sealed bag ready for the freezer. all you have to do is sit in the boat and drunk beer, you don't even need a fishing pole or tackle

Don't be ridiculous, that will never sell. How would you be able to lie about your catch???

[mstulb]

Originally Posted by "W"

This thing will catch 20000 more fisherman than fish


1st time I see someone throw this out I swear I'm running it over till it sinks

Hahahaha!!

[BuckingFastard]

Havent been on salty cajun in months... i come back for some real trophies. Makes you wonder just how idiotic people really can be.

[redchaserron]

They need to produce them with "Salt Life" printed on the side

["W"]

Originally Posted by meaux fishing

Charlie Thomason will endorse anything...

Loads the box with Fish call !! Order em now boys !! Fish flying in the boat

[meaux fishing]

Originally Posted by "W"

Loads the box with Fish call !! Order em now boys !! Fish flying in the boat

Loads the box with drum and reds everytime lol.

[jl8200]

If W thinks its a good idea then we should all buy one!

[jpeff31787]

Originally Posted by rardoin

I'm feeling it....wait....yes...that's it----

THE MOJO SEAGULL!!!

Remote controlled seagull drone with demand dive feature. Guaranteed to attract something!!!

Now that i may invest in, but we need it to have at least three or four gulls. Throw that in the middle of the lake and let the morons go there instead of fishing on top of us lmao. Get something to make a splash under them every once in a while :*****:

[latravcha]

Originally Posted by jpeff31787

Now that i may invest in, but we need it to have at least three or four gulls. Throw that in the middle of the lake and let the morons go there instead of fishing on top of us lmao. Get something to make a splash under them every once in a while :*****:

Cheerios.

Throw half a box in the middle of the lake and anchor about 100 yards away pop open a beer and watch the show. We did it a couple of times in Grand Isle just off of the beach this year and laughed for hours. Some people would fish those bird for 30 minutes. Ran into one guy at bridge side telling us he fished a flock of birds just off of the beach and did not get a bite. Said the had something floating in the water. Damn near spit my beer all over him.

[jpeff31787]

Originally Posted by latravcha

Cheerios.



Throw half a box in the middle of the lake and anchor about 100 yards away pop open a beer and watch the show. We did it a couple of times in Grand Isle just off of the beach this year and laughed for hours. Some people would fish those bird for 30 minutes. Ran into one guy at bridge side telling us he fished a flock of birds just off of the beach and did not get a bite. Said the had something floating in the water. Damn near spit my beer all over him.

This is awesome. Can't wait to go fishing again!


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[irokcj5]

Originally Posted by capt coonassty

Ahahahaha.
Now I can finally quit my job and start guiding. I no longer have to actually know how to fish, they just come to the boat.
Wait, no im not, no one else do this. DIBS.

Thats what I was thinking. I'd become a guide!!

[irokcj5]

Problem I see coming is that fish will be so confused on which noise maker to run too, they'll get lock jaw!

[Cjleger337]

Capitalism and marketing has ruined hunting and fishing.

[rardoin]

Originally Posted by Cjleger337

Capitalism and marketing has ruined hunting and fishing.

Yeah...we should be building our boats ourselves using materials we grew/made ourselves instead of some buying them from a company trying to make money off of us! Ditto for all our fishing gear. I just finished making my own compass from a straight pin rubbed on a silk cloth; threw the Lowrance HDS in the bayou (made by a capitalistic greedy corporation, you know...just won't do). I've got to go now....have to attend a Bernie Sanders rally comrades.

[rardoin]

Sorry CJ...just rubbed me the wrong way today...need more coffee...

[southLA]

Originally Posted by Cjleger337

Capitalism and marketing has ruined hunting and fishing.

You don't use fishing gear? Or do you just canepole with homemade hook and line?

[AubreyLaHaye458]

Originally Posted by southLA

You don't use fishing gear? Or do you just canepole with homemade hook and line?

He braids his back hair for fishing line. And uses rose thorns as fish hooks.


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