show him your badge

[Chris Havoc]

The Power of a Badge.....



DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying," Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Governmentwith me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land No questions asked or answersgiven. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes abouthis chores.....

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams andsees the DEA officer running for his life chased by therancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......



With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer,and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reachessafety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throwsdown his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top ofhis lungs.....


" Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "

[yak'em-n-stack'em]

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