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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Two Wood******s
were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican wood****** claimed Mexico had a tree that no wood****** could peck. The Canadian wood****** accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican wood****** was amazed. The Canadian wood****** then challenged the Mexican wood****** to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by wood******s). The Mexican wood****** expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican wood****** successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both wood******s were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian wood****** was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican wood****** was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much wood****** pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said your ****** gets harder when you're away from home. |
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if nothing else comes out of tiger wood scandal, i sure am enjoying the jokes
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you owe me a new keyboard ross!
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that was grrrrrrrreat !!!!
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Thats good stuff, these tiger jokes just keep getting better.
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