Outdoor Confessions/Unpopular Opinions

[BIGV]

I get up and get to the woods a hour before daylight to deer hunt and then sit in the truck until daylight starts to break before I walk to my stand!

[duckman1911]

I like rope .....lm f ao

[meaux fishing]

I tied my boat up at my frinds camp on the backside of GI just by looping the rope over the piling. Forgot to take the tide into consideration and a couple hours later, I was swimming out to my boat...

[fishinpox]

Originally Posted by meaux fishing

I tied my boat up at my frinds camp on the backside of GI just by looping the rope over the piling. Forgot to take the tide into consideration and a couple hours later, I was swimming out to my boat...

U did the same thing in cocodrie!

[duckman1911]

Chased a crippled woodie for about 50 yards until I got my foot caught on a root or something. Tripped, filled my waders with cold F'n water and had to find my new shotgun on the bottom of the lake.

[duckman1911]

Hunted across the road from Dewey Wills WMA but parked on their side of the road. Didn't have their "free" self clearing permit. Didn't hunt on the WMA just parked on their side of the road. $375 ticket x 4. Over 1k in fines because we didn't have a taxpayer supplied piece of paper. F them is all I can say.

[Montauk17]

I can relate to most...I also hate snakes and spiders,only good ones are dead.

Sport braided fishing line 95% of the time.

I use live bait when needed.

I kill several deer over corn every year,they taste great.

I don't care to fish for trout much anymore.

I can't stand people with no respect on the water.

Sitting at the boat launch with a 6 pack is very entertaining to me.

[AubreyLaHaye458]

I like to use shrimp sometimes because I like to catch fish almost as much as I like going fishing.
I wear Sperrys Columbia and Costas just about every time I go fishing. (Just about every day actually)
I'm slowly learning how to sport my braid.
I love hunting over a good corn pile, and even more when there's a bran pile right next to it.
Proud owner of a pair of Crocs. And have been for quite a few years.

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[swamp snorkler]

16" Rat red taste better than a 3lb trout


I've eaten red ear turtles and have also served them to people and told them it's snapping turtle.

I once killed a squirrel with a football.

One time i forgot to take the straps off my boat when I was launching it.

I havent been fishing in 6 months but I'm going this weekend.

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by swamp snorkler

16" Rat red taste better than a 3lb trout


I've eaten red ear turtles and have also served them to people and told them it's snapping turtle.

I once killed a squirrel with a football.

One time i forgot to take the straps off my boat when I was launching it.

I havent been fishing in 6 months but I'm going this weekend.

Just curious how da hell you killed a squirrel with a football? Must have a hell of an arm swamp.

[BuckingFastard]

i once left my boat on the pavement in the middle of an intersection on nelson rd. winch wasnt latched (for reasons i cant say) and the boat slid right off when i took off from the red light. remember to always use the straps you have! haha

[BassYakR]

Originally Posted by BuckingFastard

i once left my boat on the pavement in the middle of an intersection on nelson rd. winch wasnt latched (for reasons i cant say) and the boat slid right off when i took off from the red light. remember to always use the straps you have! haha

CLASSIC!

[Bluechip]

I don't fish very much these days.....just doesn't turn my crank like it used too.

I'm just as content staying at the camp and cooking for the guys that are out fishing. I take pride in watching everyone enjoy my cooking.

I love to hunt.... as duck hunting is my favorite, I will hunt any game.

I like to bow hunt but enjoy shooting my bow in the yard just as much.

I will be making my first bow fishing trip ever on Big Lake very soon.

I will fish with live bait... I'm not scared. Will even sit on a five gallon bucket while fishing with live bait.

I once had a few too much to drink during a poker game one night at the camp and woke up to an excruciating pain in my ankle.....only to find out that my "buddies" had strapped a shock collar around my ankle and was having their way with me....

I have set the clock forward two hours at the camp and woke everyone up screaming that we over slept....then just sit back and drink a cup of coffee to watch everyone running around loading their boats and get motors cranked, etc..... then I politely smile and tell them that it's 3am, not 5am...

When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....

I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"

I can tell you a story about a one legged, midget, Indian stripper in Oklahoma while I was traveling through but then it would have to be moved to the Gill Net.....

[BassAssasin]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

I don't fish very much these days.....just doesn't turn my crank like it used too.

I'm just as content staying at the camp and cooking for the guys that are out fishing. I take pride in watching everyone enjoy my cooking.

I love to hunt.... as duck hunting is my favorite, I will hunt any game.

I like to bow hunt but enjoy shooting my bow in the yard just as much.

I will be making my first bow fishing trip ever on Big Lake very soon.

I will fish with live bait... I'm not scared. Will even sit on a five gallon bucket while fishing with live bait.

I once had a few too much to drink during a poker game one night at the camp and woke up to an excruciating pain in my ankle.....only to find out that my "buddies" had strapped a shock collar around my ankle and was having their way with me....

I have set the clock forward two hours at the camp and woke everyone up screaming that we over slept....then just sit back and drink a cup of coffee to watch everyone running around loading their boats and get motors cranked, etc..... then I politely smile and tell them that it's 3am, not 5am...

When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....

I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"

I can tell you a story about a one legged, midget, Indian stripper in Oklahoma while I was traveling through but then it would have to be moved to the Gill Net.....

yes!!!!!

[Duck Butter]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....

I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"

.....

[jpeff31787]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

I don't fish very much these days.....just doesn't turn my crank like it used too.

I'm just as content staying at the camp and cooking for the guys that are out fishing. I take pride in watching everyone enjoy my cooking.

I love to hunt.... as duck hunting is my favorite, I will hunt any game.

I like to bow hunt but enjoy shooting my bow in the yard just as much.

I will be making my first bow fishing trip ever on Big Lake very soon.

I will fish with live bait... I'm not scared. Will even sit on a five gallon bucket while fishing with live bait.

I once had a few too much to drink during a poker game one night at the camp and woke up to an excruciating pain in my ankle.....only to find out that my "buddies" had strapped a shock collar around my ankle and was having their way with me....

I have set the clock forward two hours at the camp and woke everyone up screaming that we over slept....then just sit back and drink a cup of coffee to watch everyone running around loading their boats and get motors cranked, etc..... then I politely smile and tell them that it's 3am, not 5am...

When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....

I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"

I can tell you a story about a one legged, midget, Indian stripper in Oklahoma while I was traveling through but then it would have to be moved to the Gill Net.....

*****!!! Are you the same bluechip that had that hilarious online dating thread on hulltruth a while back?

[Duck Butter]

I own a flip phone

I have had the same hair cut since 3rd grade except for the time I tried out a mullet in 6th grade and when I was in the military

I fell out a treestand and broke my pelvis 7 years back and I think it was punishment for my mullet phase in 6th grade

I have left the plug out the boat on numerous occasions

I may or may not have trolled LaSportsman on occasions

I have caught my wife's limit of fish numerous times and shot her limit of ducks as well

Two years ago, I had a limit of wood ducks and was walking out and saw a cripple. Instead of just leaving it there, I went over and wrang its neck and kept it.

I have a hard time killing something I am not going to eat

[Redneckyacker]

#1. I lie to my Brother about what I catch fish on!!!!

[latravcha]

I hunt over corn more often than not.
I wear Costas everywhere.
My boat passed up the truck one day on the Henderson levee.
I rarely leave the dock without live bait and use it most of the time.
The Sperry flip flops are the most comfortable pair of flip flops I have ever owned. I’m due for a new pair right now.
I sunk my prodrive two mornings in a row while duck hunting……………………….on the same bank.
I dropped the bottom half of a climbing deer stand.
Columbia shirts are for work and going out. Magellan shirts are for fishing.
The deer archery targets make for an interesting morning when placed 400 yards from a friends deer stand, so do rubber snakes when placed in a box stand.
A 4” pine tree will not hold a 225lb man in a climbing stand when the wind is blowing 20mph.

[C-Bass2mouth]

When I piss out of a boat (Mine or friends) I sometimes dribble a bit in the boat, and don't say anythin...