Outdoor Confessions/Unpopular Opinions

[Bdub]

At one point I though "bouncing da hen" was a way to tenderize a duck before cleaning..
I warned a friend to strap his boat down and it ended up sliding off the trailer at an intersection...this was the same day we towed Bassyakr back to calcasieu point because his boat wouldnt start...it was his kill switch not working.
I once missed a doe at 60-75 yds over corn...dont shoot someone elses gun
I'll shoot anything that walks this year as long as it doesnt have spots

[Ilovestohunt]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

Was she that bad or was you hoping for a freebie?

Well I once(years ago) believed when a stripper told me she loved me,still haven't gotten that $200 back!

I sometimes smell and enjoy my farts,I'm on the road a lot!

[jpeff31787]

never hunted once

if it was up to me wouldn't keep fish number one. Extremely rare to find me eating fish

[jpeff31787]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

I don't fish very much these days.....just doesn't turn my crank like it used too.

I'm just as content staying at the camp and cooking for the guys that are out fishing. I take pride in watching everyone enjoy my cooking.

I love to hunt.... as duck hunting is my favorite, I will hunt any game.

I like to bow hunt but enjoy shooting my bow in the yard just as much.

I will be making my first bow fishing trip ever on Big Lake very soon.

I will fish with live bait... I'm not scared. Will even sit on a five gallon bucket while fishing with live bait.

I once had a few too much to drink during a poker game one night at the camp and woke up to an excruciating pain in my ankle.....only to find out that my "buddies" had strapped a shock collar around my ankle and was having their way with me....

I have set the clock forward two hours at the camp and woke everyone up screaming that we over slept....then just sit back and drink a cup of coffee to watch everyone running around loading their boats and get motors cranked, etc..... then I politely smile and tell them that it's 3am, not 5am...

When I was 18 years old me and few friends pitched in $20 a piece to see who could take home the biggest chic at "Miss Kitties".... I won!! This girl was so big she drove a van and told me she didn't want to lay in the water bed because they are too hard to get out of.....

I spent all of my winnings at K&B buying stuff to get rid of the "crabs"

I can tell you a story about a one legged, midget, Indian stripper in Oklahoma while I was traveling through but then it would have to be moved to the Gill Net.....

*****!!! Are you the same bluechip that had that hilarious online dating thread on hulltruth a while back?

[Duck Butter]

I own a flip phone

I have had the same hair cut since 3rd grade except for the time I tried out a mullet in 6th grade and when I was in the military

I fell out a treestand and broke my pelvis 7 years back and I think it was punishment for my mullet phase in 6th grade

I have left the plug out the boat on numerous occasions

I may or may not have trolled LaSportsman on occasions

I have caught my wife's limit of fish numerous times and shot her limit of ducks as well

Two years ago, I had a limit of wood ducks and was walking out and saw a cripple. Instead of just leaving it there, I went over and wrang its neck and kept it.

I have a hard time killing something I am not going to eat

[CajunSteelsetter]

I tied off to a tree once on the bank of ICWW while hunting Lacassine, forgot to check cleat. Found the boat after the hunt 100yds down being held by the running light on a tallow tree limb.

I let my fiancee think she kills more ducks than she actually does.

I also let her think that I'm a better caller than I am.

I've eaten coon. Nothin wrong with it.

[Ratdog]

When u have had the things I have had happen to you you will understand the following.

No one believes my stories.
I think if I said the world would end in the morning no one would believe me.
Then when it happend some poor guy would say I told you so " not me "
I believe in they ways of the Indian not the pilgrim .
To me to have the corage to say you were right means more than to be right.
I believe god put wild anamils on earth to feed us not for the government to make money from.
I believe with every setting sun the understanding that I have one less day to help becomes even more important.
Finally I believe that if the things that were stated on this thread are true then there is a reason why they happen.

Just wish I knew what it was.

[alphaman]

Drove from Lafayette to the launch at Heberts. back the boat down in the boat launch, got in the boat Went to crank the motor. No key, key must have flew out on i10

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[BuckingFastard]

Originally Posted by Ratdog

When u have had the things I have had happen to you you will understand the following.

No one believes my stories.
I think if I said the world would end in the morning no one would believe me.
Then when it happend some poor guy would say I told you so " not me "
I believe in they ways of the Indian not the pilgrim .
To me to have the corage to say you were right means more than to be right.
I believe god put wild anamils on earth to feed us not for the government to make money from.
I believe with every setting sun the understanding that I have one less day to help becomes even more important.
Finally I believe that if the things that were stated on this thread are true then there is a reason why they happen.

Just wish I knew what it was.

if the world ended you wouldnt be able to tell anyone anything

[Ragin_Cajun]

I picked up a "old wind up" clock upside down while roughing it in a tent and proceeded to wake everyone up telling them it was 4:30AM and they were going to be late. Funny part was that i got wet the evening before and told them i wasn't going out. I could hear them saying, "i slept so hard, i didn't even move!"

After a very lengthy paddle, i heard shots! They were wondering why the sun wasn't coming up! It was 11:00 at night!

[tboy]

I was prepping for a fishing trip, charging batteries, etc. Hit key on boat, nothing. No click, no spin, DEAD. Spent 2 hours with jumper cables, test lights, swapping batteries.....Was about to call my podna and tell him the bad news. Went back to try key once more, bumped throttle with elbow and heard it go "click". It was an eighth inch out of neutral. Felt like the worlds biggest dummy, but I did go fishing.

[Goooh]

I never dip the little rabbit turds left in the can. Don't even break em up.

I was fishing dry reef and had a sand fly biting my temple, slapped at it and my glasses went flying into the water. With $150 pair of glasses sinking my 5 year old says "if you would have bought the croakies with the cork like a said, you would still have them. Who cares if they look stupid!". I decided the spot was a bit rough, decided to pick up the trolling motor and leave, rope broke and I punched myself in the nose. Pull out the anchor so I can get the TM up and GTFO, drop the anchor on my tow... I can hear my wife telling the boys to stay in the back at this point! Pick the anchor back up, drop it on the same toe! After I sorted out the TM it was straight back to the dock, worse day on the water by far.

[Mr T]

I must admit, most of the stuff you guys post is pure S$%#, but this is pretty good!

I once was idling around SW pass and got caught up in a crab trap line and asked the woman I had invited to come fishing with me to jump in the water and untangle it.....and she did.

[BGcoreg]

Me and another guy went to go get a spot and left him there , came back to my boat and the rear was under water except the motor.. Couldn't move it.. Like a genius I reverse into the water and put it in forward and punch it (still while rear is under water) moving about 3mph and sinking.. Temp light comes on. Get back to land.. And flag down the next people to help pull my boat up to where drain plug was above water.. In that long process I smashed my nose on my boat. Still crooked to this day. Well. We hunted and limited out.. Thanks to the fellas who stopped and helped..
Never been so scared in my life.. All though I prolly could've stood right up in the water and not go over my head

[Matt G]

We spent more time broken down in the marsh this year then we did in the duck blind. All that for maybe 40 ducks between 2 hunters....... And I can't wait until November to do it again.

[cajun_poboy]

One of my motors quit as I was leaving the locks at FW city and heading into the gulf. Kept trying to restart it and would just get the warning light and motor would not turn over. Turned around to head back to ICY as that is where we put in. After limping halfway back (9 miles) on one motor, I realized that the motor would not start because the throttle was still engaged. That was my genius moment.

[lacozeb]

I will gladly clean any animal (including gutshot deer) while eating a sammich but cannot/will not change my kids crappy diaper without gagging!

[Goooh]

Originally Posted by lacozeb

I will gladly clean any animal (including gutshot deer) while eating a sammich but cannot/will not change my kids crappy diaper without gagging!

Same here!!!

[AubreyLaHaye458]

I'm just gettin to the point where I don't gag when cleaning a deer or hog.


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[dave]

I cannot go a day without taking at least one shower. Went hunting with a buddy in Pennsylvania, although the camp had running water, there was no shower or tub. I rigged a water hose to a coke bottle with duck tape and punched a lot of holes in it with a knife. Tied the contraption to a tree limb and took a veeerrry cold shower. Did this every day for a week. I stopped at a gas station about 5 miles away the day we broke camp. They had free (hot) showers