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Old 10-09-2013, 08:47 PM
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:48 PM
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Im not real sure why.
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:51 PM
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:21 AM
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^^^^^^^^^ I bet bondage isnt their thing. You know how many F'n feet of rope you would need to tie up that cow? You'd have to buy it in spools.lol
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:27 AM
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^^^^^^^^^ I bet bondage isnt their thing. You know how many F'n feet of rope you would need to tie up that cow? You'd have to buy it in spools.lol

woa your brain is working different than mine, i was no where near thinking about that, you gagged me with that comment

i was more curious to know why they wasted so much material to make a bathing suit to fit that thing, when she should be wearing something more like a boat cover to the beach or pool!!!
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:33 AM
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woa your brain is working different than mine, i was no where near thinking about that, you gagged me with that comment

i was more curious to know why they wasted so much material to make a bathing suit to fit that thing, when she should be wearing something more like a boat cover to the beach or pool!!!
It's a damn hot air balloon!
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:38 AM
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woa your brain is working different than mine, i was no where near thinking about that, you gagged me with that comment

i was more curious to know why they wasted so much material to make a bathing suit to fit that thing, when she should be wearing something more like a boat cover to the beach or pool!!!
Glad I could help.lm ao
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Old 10-11-2013, 06:29 AM
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:32 AM
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:44 AM
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This one is AWESOME!! Referee kicked ol boy in the blue for no apparent reason.. ROFL
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Old 10-29-2013, 02:45 PM
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This one is AWESOME!! Referee kicked ol boy in the blue for no apparent reason.. ROFL
I think it's 100% fake. How often are the cameras and mics on the matt, and watch real close how the one guy toward the top rolls..


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Old 10-13-2013, 10:56 AM
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^^^ Cobra Kai Never Die!!!
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Old 10-29-2013, 10:39 AM
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I know it's in the gill net and everybody can't the uhhhh thread, but I'll start it up again.
Me and the better half went to Papadeauxs in Beaumont Friday night to eat. As we was fixing to leave I went to restroom. Washed my hands and as I was fixing to walk out the bathroom I saw this sign. I had to make sure even after using a urinal I was in the correct bathroom. I showed my wife the pictures and she didn't recall seeing the sign in the women's restroom. ImageUploadedByTapatalk1383061143.414315.jpgImageUploadedByTapatalk1383061159.994071.jpg


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Old 10-29-2013, 11:23 AM
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OK folks the Uhhh thread has been cleaned up and moved back to the General Forum....if you think its too much for the general area

Then Post in the...

brand spankin new Uhhhhh Gill net edition thread....


Don't want to move again...
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:26 AM
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OK folks the Uhhh thread has been cleaned up and moved back to the General Forum....if you think its too much for the general area

Then Post in the...

brand spankin new Uhhhhh Gill net edition thread....


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Man you musta been bored lol... thanks!!
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:34 AM
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^^^^^^^^^ I bet bondage isnt their thing. You know how many F'n feet of rope you would need to tie up that cow? You'd have to buy it in spools.lol
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woa your brain is working different than mine, i was no where near thinking about that, you gagged me with that comment

i was more curious to know why they wasted so much material to make a bathing suit to fit that thing, when she should be wearing something more like a boat cover to the beach or pool!!!
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It's a damn hot air balloon!
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OK folks the Uhhh thread has been cleaned up and moved back to the General Forum....if you think its too much for the general area

Then Post in the...

brand spankin new Uhhhhh Gill net edition thread....


Don't want to move again...

hey mr. moderator, the quotes i have above your's go with the pic in the gill net, people will be confused, don't know if you realized it or maybe it is your ploy to get more people premium hahahaha
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:35 AM
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OK folks the Uhhh thread has been cleaned up and moved back to the General Forum....if you think its too much for the general area

Then Post in the...

brand spankin new Uhhhhh Gill net edition thread....


Don't want to move again...
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Man you musta been bored lol... thanks!!

we'll see hopefully this revives the post
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:18 PM
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hey mr. moderator, the quotes i have above your's go with the pic in the gill net, people will be confused, don't know if you realized it or maybe it is your ploy to get more people premium hahahaha

Guilty!!! Na, I didn't have enough time to sift through comments...pics were the main focus...literally...
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:39 PM
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OK folks the Uhhh thread has been cleaned up and moved back to the General Forum....if you think its too much for the general area

Then Post in the...

brand spankin new Uhhhhh Gill net edition thread....


Don't want to move again...

Bien Merci! Hopefully the thread comes back to life.
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