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Old 06-14-2013, 04:53 PM
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When asked what I wanted for Father's Day, I replied to be left alone by her and, not to spend MY money on some stupid gift for me...She's already honoring the part of leaving me alone(she thinks it bothers me)!
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Old 06-14-2013, 07:34 PM
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mine actually said something to me yesterday that still has me laughing.......

can't even remember what we were talking about....but at one point she says......"it's called a conversation, shut up and listen".........I really like her spirit......she is a hoot
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Old 06-15-2013, 08:17 AM
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There was also the time I shot my wife in the azz with a BB gun - think Goldenrod was there! Trust me fellas, don't ever do that!!!!
I did that too. Very dumb move. She still reminds me of it
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Old 06-15-2013, 10:55 AM
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My ol lady is in school and the other day said "You know you can afford to pay my bills they are only ...a month. I said "You know you could afford to lose a few pounds" Definitely didn't think that one through..
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:02 PM
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My ol lady is in school and the other day said "You know you can afford to pay my bills they are only ...a month. I said "You know you could afford to lose a few pounds" Definitely didn't think that one through..
They act like money is sooo easy to come buy.

Mine had told me long ago that she wanted 4 kids and to be a stay at home mom........ I informed her that she was marrying the wrong man in that case and that she should marry someone else and have a few kids and then divorce him and come back to me....... That way she could collect the child support as a job! I thought it was a good idea, but she didn't go for it.
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:26 PM
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When we go to weddings, I always tell her loud enough for others to hear "Next time I get married, it'll be like this wedding!"

You can hear a pindrop
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:28 PM
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One of the photos from yesterday! Glamour Shot got classy baw!
Damn your hair grows fast! When I seen you Wednesday you were bald. Lol
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:33 PM
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You better start punching her in the face right now, don't stand for her hitting you. You put a stop to that now before its too late.

I find that a thick phone book is best, you put it on side of her face and punch that. No bruises.

You're all welcome
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Old 06-15-2013, 12:47 PM
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Damn your hair grows fast! When I seen you Wednesday you were bald. Lol
It's those pills I bought online to help other things grow. I think I got duped!
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It's those pills I bought online to help other things grow. I think I got duped!
As long as it didn't shrink your good lol
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