A man was on his way to a meeting and had to fly there. After finding his seat, he saw a beautiful woman advancing up the isle who sat down beside him. He tried to keep to himself, but the woman next to him struck up a conversation anyway. So, he asked where she was heading. The woman said that she was on her way to a sex addicts convention and that she was giving a lecture on popular sexual myths that happen to be wrong.
The guy, taken aback, asked her what she meant. Well, she says, one of the most popular myths are that black men have the largest size when actually it's the native american indian who have the largest members. Another one is that people don't know that Jewish men are the most considerate lovers. Still another misconception is that young men have the most stamina, while it's really the redneck men who can go the longest.
After explaining this, she says that she is embarresed at rambling on for so long without even asking the guy's name.
Oh that's okay miss, he says, but my name is tanto, tanto goldstein, but my friends just call me bubba.
10-06-2011, 02:17 PM
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