You think you sleep alone?

[Ray]

Police say a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.
Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home -- and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."
Police say Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.
Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper Jay-Z at the Mellon Arena.
The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.

[fishinpox]

in highschool i got wasted one friday night pratying at some older kids osu campus house , i guess i wandered off and passed out on a couch on someones front porch when they came out to get the paper the dude woke me up by throwin me in the lawn

[FF_T_Warren]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

in highschool i got wasted one friday night pratying at some older kids osu campus house , i guess i wandered off and passed out on a couch on someones front porch when they came out to get the paper the dude woke me up by throwin me in the lawn

[Asterisk-Rich]

i'd have beat that purple to death!

[BMTAngler]

Wow, Ive been plastered before but thats just ridiculous LMAO!

[wtretrievers]

I know a dude that came home one night drunk (lived in a trailer park) went to the wrong one & couldn't unlock the door with his keys so he pulled out a credit card & opened the door & passed out on the couch, woke up with cops tapping him on the forehead with a night stick! He hasn't drank since!

[southern151]

When I lived in Florida, I went to a friend's house to crash out after a rough night. I beat on his door for what seemed like an eternity and no answer. I opted to sleep in my truck in his driveway. The next morning, he came to wake me up and rip me for nearly giving the olod lady that lives next door (the driveway I was in), a heart attack!

[LaAngler]

if it was a decent looking woman i'm not sure i would even ask any questions...

[fun w son]

sorry "pox" I didn't know that was you!!!

[Country Boy]

yep, i know what yall talking bout, it happend to me one night in holly beach, i went inside the wrong camp but they were nice people and said i was in the wrong camp, another time i was doing some work at some apartments and the doors were kinda close together so i ran outside to get a tool and went inside the wrong apartment, the dude looked at me like i was crazy then i told him what happend,lol

[fishinpox]

when waterbowl came to my house the first time it was at 3 am to go fish i called him and said dude where u at he said at your house i said nope not mine he said im looking at you r boat . he was at my neighbors house who has ALOT more guns that i do i told him to get the hell outta there quick!!!

[Waterbowl]

Pox your neighbor dont have no guns. Hell I beat on his door for 10 minutes and the dude was still snooooooring like it was winter time lol.

[fishinpox]

Originally Posted by Waterbowl

Pox your neighbor dont have no guns. Hell I beat on his door for 10 minutes and the dude was still snooooooring like it was winter time lol.

trust me that due has a ton of guns .. i still bust his balls about him not waking up!!