Men Who Stay In the Car While Their Wife Grocery Shops

[swamp snorkler]

Is this just where I'm from or is it nationwide?

Why go to the store and sit in a car with the windows rolled down in 90 degree heat?

If I go to the store, I'm going inside. They may have some manager's special Black Angus Rib Eyes on sale for $4.99 a pound. My wife would never but that but she sure would eat it.

[GIBob]

I go in the grocery but when she is buying clothes I wait for her outside. Why sit in the car with the windows down - raise them and crank up the AC - nap time.

[swamp snorkler]

You could stay home and watch MASH re-runs while she clothes shops.

If my wife is headed to the mall, I'm headed to the ball park with my son or I'm staying home and cooking something. Or if it's an all day thing, I'm going fishing.

[Crawdaddct]

I have done that a couple of time. Its usually after I was talked into all day shopping. At a point I no longer can participate. My wife doesnt eat red meat anyways, so no use in looking for steaks. Pluss it amazing what you see out in the parking lot. One night some dude and his wife started making out in the car right in front of me. I was trying not to look, really. When he made it to second base, I turned on the dome light to make sure they knew I was there. The women just smiled at me.

[blackmamba]

Please tell me you didn't start this thread while sitting in the car waiting for your wife to finish grocery shopping?!??

[GIBob]

You could stay home and watch MASH re-runs while she clothes shops.

Sometimes I get trapped when we go up the bayou to like Houma or something. if I know her plans include clothes I try to stay home.

[Micah]

Originally Posted by Crawdaddct

I have done that a couple of time. Its usually after I was talked into all day shopping. At a point I no longer can participate. My wife doesnt eat red meat anyways, so no use in looking for steaks. Pluss it amazing what you see out in the parking lot. One night some dude and his wife started making out in the car right in front of me. I was trying not to look, really. When he made it to second base, I turned on the dome light to make sure they knew I was there. The women just smiled at me.

How you know it was his wife?

[southern151]

I just don't go anywhere with her unless it is to eat. No way in heck I'm gonna sit in the car like a dog while she's off spending money!

[swamp snorkler]

Originally Posted by blackmamba

Please tell me you didn't start this thread while sitting in the car waiting for your wife to finish grocery shopping?!??

No yesterday me and the wife and kids went to the store, when we walked in 3 folks standing around waiting for their wives...... when we walked out it looked like the caspalet Mardi Gras, must have had 20 people, sitting, standing outside just waiting for folks in the store. The store has AC, you can go in there and sit on the bench instead of waiting in the hot *** sun.

The only way I do that is if the wife has 1 thing she needs to get..... I drive around and tail search if thats the case.

[meaux fishing]

I have to go grocery shopping with my fiance otherwise she spends too much money on ridiculous stuff

[swamp snorkler]

Originally Posted by meaux fishing

I have to go grocery shopping with my fiance otherwise she spends too much money on ridiculous stuff

Like buying boneless skinless flavorless chicken breast that is on sale for $4.99# buy 1 get 1 free when you can buy it everyday at a store just down the road for $1.99#

Here's something I found yesterday at Rouses....

They have their black pepper, sea salt, steak seasoning and italian seasoning crackers on sale for $1 a piece. I picked up 4 black pepper ones because you can't buy black peppercorns without the cracker for that cheap. That should last me 2 years.

[Crawdaddct]

Originally Posted by Micah

How you know it was his wife?

I guess I dont. I just figured they were one of those kinky couples, who like to show off the wifes goodies.

[inchspinner]

When she goes to victorias secret i go in, they got good candy in there....

[PaulMyers]

Originally Posted by meaux fishing

I have to go grocery shopping with my fiance otherwise she spends too much money on ridiculous stuff

Katie, no way!

[PaulMyers]

Originally Posted by inchspinner

When she goes to victorias secret i go in, they got good candy in there....

Mine has to follow me in there when we go to the mall.

[Lake Chuck Duck]

If the ol lady goin in just for a gallon of milk or something I'll park my @zz right at the front door AC blowin music turned up.

[inchspinner]

Originally Posted by PaulMyers

Mine has to follow me in there when we go to the mall.

You cant make sudden head movement or that gives it away just slow movements and your in the good, gotta be aware of your surroundings

[Duck Butter]

We do this if we are just running into a store to grab something quick and the baby is with us. No sense getting him out the car for just 5 minutes. I guess that is better than leaving just him in the car?!

[PaulMyers]

Originally Posted by inchspinner

You cant make sudden head movement or that gives it away just slow movements and your in the good, gotta be aware of your surroundings

No truer words have ever been spoken! :thumbup:

["W"]

I drop off and creep around the parking lot with some boom kicking, jack my seat back where u can only see my hands on the wheel and just ride