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Old 12-18-2009, 02:49 PM
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This ones for all you college boys!

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...
7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:56 PM
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hahahaha, now that's using your head!!
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:56 PM
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I agree....
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:28 PM
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Lmoa ! Them cute containers!
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And them containers come in various sizes...prefer the large container.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:38 PM
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I thought the last answer would be:






It is not just for babies.
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