Fishing vs Sex

[big nd fan]

Have not seen many fishing reports. Just to pass the time till it warms up.



#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet .

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if
you Fish with someone else.

#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if they are really
undercover cops.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing
jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for
"fishing harassment".

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe
to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in
it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?!

[SaltERedneck]

Good stuff here! lol

[meaux fishing]

LMAO

[Ragin_Cajun]

There has to be a line in there about license, fines, number of people you can fit in your boat, nobody complaining about catching small fish...the big fish that got away....the fish that swallowed the hook....bad gas....and CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[biggun]

X 1000 LMAO..

Does NOT apply if you're single.

[fishfighter]

now that is "fishing hilarious" <----pun intended

[Raymond]

Fish smell betta than sex at my age!

[southern151]

Originally Posted by Raymond

Fish smell betta than sex at my age!

Thanks for giving me somethin to look forward to!? Damn, I gotta hurry up and get that boat!

[Salty]

No mention of potlickin'.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by southern151

Thanks for giving me somethin to look forward to!? Damn, I gotta hurry up and get that boat!

Sum situations are better than others but IMO I would rather be left alone and catch fish than have to clean them.

[dmouton272]

Some good stuff there.:*****:

[Captain Mike P.]

Good Stuff. I have already copied and sent to the wife.. #5 and #6 are a little sketchy though..

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by SaltERedneck

Good stuff here! lol

LOL!!!!!!!!!! X2

[Garfish]

Good one!