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Old 09-11-2015, 08:49 PM
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Old 09-18-2015, 10:47 AM
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Old 09-23-2015, 01:55 PM
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:14 AM
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^^^^^ hahahahaha
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Old 09-28-2015, 09:59 AM
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.


One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.


“One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.


Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.


He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ….”


He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.


“Come here quick!” said the boy, “You won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”


The man said, “Beat it kid! Can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk?” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.


Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.” The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth.


Let’s see if we can see the Lord!” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.


The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.


At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….”



They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him
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Old 10-05-2015, 12:53 PM
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Old 10-28-2015, 12:00 PM
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Old 11-02-2015, 01:57 PM
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Old 11-02-2015, 02:38 PM
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WHO T F is this^^^^^
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:00 PM
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WHO T F is this^^^^^
Google Heisman Winner 2015, unstoppable force.
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:13 PM
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This has got to be a joke. ULL fan trolling..........
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:27 PM
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This is a comedy board. Guess it worked! LOL

LSU has something special going. Still root for them unless they are playing my CAJUNS!!! Then I hope they get run over by a bus! LOL
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:35 PM
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Still waiting on that bus to arrive..
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:46 PM
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Still waiting on that bus to arrive..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z7X_-Qi_LU

Closest thing to a bus....

You think Fournette is ready to dish out some payback?
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:51 PM
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Closest thing to a bus....

You think Fournette is ready to dish out some payback?
That would never happen if he met Fournette in the hole on a conventional run play.

It's going to a close game for sure. LSU has the balance on offense to win but it won't be easy.
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Old 11-02-2015, 09:11 PM
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Anyone see Collins last night playing against Seattle. Pretty much pancaked 2 guys in one play! Hell I could run behind that! lol
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Old 11-08-2015, 08:39 PM
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Google Heisman Winner 2015, unstoppable force.
Correction- Stoppable force....
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Old 11-08-2015, 08:42 PM
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Correction- Stoppable force....

That "unstopable" force ran into a crimson brick wall ahhhahaha
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Old 11-18-2015, 03:18 PM
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