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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Cool pilot story
******** ******** ******** "Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!" ******** And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all ******** ******** over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged ******** ******** big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to ******** ******** topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner ******** ******** German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never ******** ******** paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate ******** ******** cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts ******** ******** and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends ******** ******** and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of ******** ******** money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........ ******** The end. |
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Son sent me one a while back. Something about shaved something or others and rear ends.
Can't post it. Funny as hell. |
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