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Old 02-24-2011, 09:33 AM
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Default Boudreaux's Monkey

Boudreaux walks into a Cazan's bar in Mamou with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to all the old cajuns in the bars amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

Cazan the bartender screams at Boudreaux, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

Boudreaux says "Mais No Sha, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and Boudreaux has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While Boudreaux is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Cazan the bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.

"No, what?" replies Boudreaux.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate em!" said Cazan the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Boudreaux. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass dat cue ball, he's a little more careful and measures everything before he eats it!!!
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Old 02-24-2011, 10:34 AM
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man that's funny
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Old 02-24-2011, 12:58 PM
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Thats funny.
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Old 02-24-2011, 03:38 PM
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Paahhahaha
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Old 02-24-2011, 07:06 PM
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funny!
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Old 03-10-2011, 02:14 AM
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Wow!!!!!! Now that made me cry laughing!!!!
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