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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Time to quit drinking
Time to Quit Drinking Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs The drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You're sitting on the mop bucket ' |
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dang, I feel bad for the bartender that has to clean that up! not to mention the crushed jewels!
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Hahaha gods one
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Good*
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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