A lil morning delight

[eman]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “Honey, you’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, with her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What the heck was that all about?"

She smiled and said, "The egg timer's broken."

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Opinions_Vary]

Fantastic!

[LaAngler]

damn this thread lead my mind to the gutter!

[aquaholic78]

thats funny right there

[PReaux]

I'll commit this to memory . . . GREAT!

[LPfishnTIM]

Originally Posted by laangler

damn this thread lead my mind to the gutter!

whattttttt!