Will You Help?

[MossLake]

[SIZE=4]Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]corporate/government scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]droughts, fires, mad cow, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad of [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]together once again to overcome one of our greatest challenges yet.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are going [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]to be locked out, living at well below their seven-figure salary level. And [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]sustaining pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]upcoming lockout situation. But you can help![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]every little bit will help![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football player [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, nine hundred dollars is nothing more [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]but to a football player, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]$900 will partially replace his daily salary.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]enjoy a weekend in Rio.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4](for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Remember, a lifestyle is a horrible thing to waste...[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]YES, I WANT TO HELP![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]below):[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][ ] Offense [ ] Defense [ ] Special Teams [ ] Entire team[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Please charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration of [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Roger [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]hat).[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][ ] Master Card [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Signature: _______________________[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit): [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][ ] Maste rCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Signature: ______________________[/SIZE]

[joshdomingue]

we better have a season or i'm going to be