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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Garbage Bags
* A little old lady >was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. > One of the bags rips, and every once In a while > a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. > Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there >are $20 bills falling out of your bag."* > "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go >back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me." > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? >You didn't steal it, did you?" > "Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is >right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a >lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I >stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks >his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'" > "Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! >Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" > "Well, you know, not everybody pays." |
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Ouch!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!
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aaawwwwcccchhh! that aint right!
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