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Old 01-24-2011, 04:22 PM
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one icy january morning a local cop in billings montana came across a biker standing by his harley on the side of the road .
The biker had on his cold weather leathers and a full face helmet.
Cop got out of his car and asked the biker what the problem was?
The biker replies , Carburators frozen, Cop says well pee on it it'll thaw out. Bikers says cant pee right now . Cop looks up and down the road ,sees no one around and says ok i'll do it for you .
Lubricates the carb real well and the bike starts right up .
Biker drives off w/a wave.
3 days later the chief of police gets a letter . It starts off w/
On Behalf of my daughter who was stranded.....
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:58 PM
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Hahaha
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Old 01-24-2011, 08:39 PM
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:43 PM
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best mechanical advice...piss on it!
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:47 PM
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best mechanical advice...piss on it!
And if that dont work just duct tape it.
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:51 PM
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And if that dont work just duct tape it.
right on!
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Old 01-24-2011, 11:42 PM
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By the title I thought there was another prego S.C. wife!! I was cheering you on Bob!!!
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:39 AM
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By the title I thought there was another prego S.C. wife!! I was cheering you on Bob!!!
Dont make me call the inspector for you!
I gave up makin babies 25 years ago.
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