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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Don't kick the cat
> >mother asks if he had done his chores. > > > >"Not yet," said the little boy. > >[] > > > >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. > > > >Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, > >and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a > >cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in > >for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. > > > >"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk > >in my cereal?" he asks. > > > >"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get > >any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any > >bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you > >aren't getting any milk." > > > >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat > >halfway across the kitchen. > > > >The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You > >gonna tell him or can I?" |
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roflmao
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Hahahaha. That's good one
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#4
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Funny
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#5
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some body really aint gettin any!
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