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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Pecans in the cemetary
> > > > On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just > inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts > and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > > 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several > dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he > thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to > investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, > one for me...' > > He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just > around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. > > 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and > the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!' > > The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When > the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. > > Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, > one for me.' > > The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if > we can see the Lord...? > > Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to > see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the > fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. > > At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get > those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...? > > They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the > bike passed him |
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No catch in his giddy up!!
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good one!
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haha very funny
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Good one! Lol!!!!!!!
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