Never let an opportunity pass . . . .

[PReaux]

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Louisiana State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Boudreaux, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Boudreaux shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Boudreaux said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Vermillion Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Boudreaux. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 24 beautiful Blue Crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Boudreaux demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news!?!??"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow !! "

[longsidelandry]

lol oldie and goodie!