If W were a Texan

[wtretrievers]

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.

[southern151]

Lol! He needs that tall of a boot to Wade through all his own BS!

[longsidelandry]

lmao

[BIGJ]

Texans

["W"]

LMAO

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[PReaux]

I'll add this one to my collection . . . GOOD ONE!

[Choupique]

lol!!!

[Deerfarmer]

I had a supervisor years ago. We always said he didn't wear boots cause they chapped his n>>s. A salesman came in one time and asked for him. The machinists told him. Oh you are talking about shorty. Before he could change that or explain, the guy walked in. The salesman trying to make a good impression stuck out his right hand and said how you doing shorty, my name is _______? We all had to leave the building so we could laugh or we would have burst.

[buoy37]

Oh man, my wife and I each had a good laugh.