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Old 06-29-2012, 02:44 PM
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My girlfriend said she wants to go see Magic Mike tonight. I said, "Great, have fun. I'm going to see Magic Amber and Magic Destiny at The Penthouse Club."
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:47 PM
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my girlfriend said she wants to go see magic mike tonight. I said, "great, have fun. I'm going to see magic amber and magic destiny at the penthouse club."

i bet that went over well? I will say this the movies will be packed with the ladies to see that tonight. I bet after the show the theatre will smell like jt's seafood. Lol!!!!!!!
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:48 PM
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Go with her.....you are guaranteed to domino after the movie.
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:58 PM
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go with her.....you are guaranteed to domino after the movie.

or during the movie so sit way in the back
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Old 06-29-2012, 02:59 PM
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or during the movie so sit way in the back
And if she is not interested, I'm sure there will be plenty of other giving souls at the movie...

I'm trying to keep it clean so we don't have to move it to the Gill Net..
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:23 PM
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Thinkin about just posting up in the parking lot after, puck up some tail leaving lol
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:33 PM
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Thinkin about just posting up in the parking lot after, puck up some tail leaving lol
I might post up and watch this spectacle...
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:34 PM
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So sick of hearing about that movie. Wife tried to go to midnight showing, sold out. Was gonna change it to tonight, already sold out.

All I know is when she does go see it? I will be ready waitin at home with my black bow tie and black speedo! lmao
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:57 PM
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So sick of hearing about that movie. Wife tried to go to midnight showing, sold out. Was gonna change it to tonight, already sold out.

All I know is when she does go see it? I will be ready waitin at home with my black bow tie and black speedo! lmao
Lol....
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:43 PM
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I might post up and watch this spectacle...
Going to have to wait to take those notes man...running up serpent tonight after some frogs and cats.
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:53 PM
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Going to have to wait to take those notes man...running up serpent tonight after some frogs and cats.
Don't catch em all
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:11 PM
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So sick of hearing about that movie. Wife tried to go to midnight showing, sold out. Was gonna change it to tonight, already sold out.

All I know is when she does go see it? I will be ready waitin at home with my black bow tie and black speedo! lmao
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=plpp&v=rLA3cdUt5to
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