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Old 12-07-2009, 09:16 PM
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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."


It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.
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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus."


It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it,
even if someone tells him where it is.
Ray I see you finally caught a fish you can post as your Avatar
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:23 PM
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:29 PM
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Ray I see you finally caught a fish you can post as your Avatar
It had to be bigger than my, uh, my uh, my foot.
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It had to be bigger than my, uh, my uh, my foot.
You are the man for going out today. So when are you getting a new Hanie
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:33 PM
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When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:41 PM
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When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.
I gotta second that, your boat really impressed me.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:46 PM
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When my Cobia is paid off, in 15 more years...

That thang ran great. And took some good chop too.
just trade yours in on a new one. I am sure the wife would agree
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:48 PM
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I am driving a 12 year old truck and a 1 year old boat.
I got my priorities right... Don't I???
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I am driving a 12 year old truck and a 1 year old boat.
I got my priorities right... Don't I???
no,Should be new truck and new boat
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:56 PM
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Next year. New truck.
Just cause Capt. D said I needed one.
My wife is gonna luv you...
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And had to geaux with Waltrip to catch it.
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He came highly recommended, by Jordan.
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He came highly recommended, by Jordan.
He throws bombers all day long
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:00 PM
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I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.
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I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.
I am sure he will do good with them
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:03 PM
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Get ready for some SPAM when he does start!!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:23 PM
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He throws bombers all day long

I gotta remember to put "keyboard" on my Christmas list.
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:24 PM
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I think he did chunk a few of them.
He is trying to get a business started to sell them.

Can I buy some?
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