my favorite animal

[breambuster]

Our teacher asked what's my favorite animal, and I said, "Fried chicken."*She told me I'm not funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed.*

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher is probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

*The next day in class, my teacher asked me what's my favorite live animal. I told herit is chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it is because you can make them into fried chicken.*She sent me back to the principal's office.He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.*

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now....

[vittok]

Good one!!!