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Old 05-11-2013, 09:17 AM
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Since I’m from Louisiana, I’ve eaten plenty of shrimp, crabs and especially oysters. I flew to Denver last week and went into a restaurant for supper. They had Mountain Oysters on the menu and I didn't know the difference between them and Gulf of Mexico oysters, but I ordered them anyway.
I asked the waitress “how many do you get on an order?”
She said “2”
I said, “2???. Give me a dozen.”
She said “wow!, you sure must like mountain oysters”
I said “lady, where I come from, we eat ‘em right out of the sack”
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Old 05-11-2013, 09:27 AM
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Old 05-11-2013, 09:30 AM
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Oh lawd. No doubt those were straight from the sack
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:27 AM
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Old 05-12-2013, 11:58 AM
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Old 05-12-2013, 12:45 PM
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Old 05-12-2013, 01:37 PM
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:50 PM
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I bet she gave you a look
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Old 05-30-2013, 06:42 PM
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:44 AM
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Old 11-17-2013, 03:58 PM
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