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Rejected Hallmark Valentines Day Cards
... But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ***. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH! Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown, but so has your ***! You're a honey, and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! If you think that hickey looks like a blister, You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! Your favorite? I like the SAMICH! |
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Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH! |
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