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Old 03-29-2010, 11:40 AM
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Default I miss Bill Clinton

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.



Number 2 - He smoked weed.


Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.


Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.





Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .


When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."



Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:17 PM
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lmao that's some funny **** there!
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:12 PM
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lmao!
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:33 PM
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"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.


Number 1 - He played the sax.





Number 2 - He smoked weed.




Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.



Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.





Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .


When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."



Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

And I wish we had him back.
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:08 AM
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"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.


Number 1 - He played the sax.





Number 2 - He smoked weed.




Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.



Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And,he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.





Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .


When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."



Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."


need a new keyboard !!!!!!!!!
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