|
The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
Good Quality Laugh
He noticed she was looking at two spiders. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call this spider?" she asked, pointing. "It's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." "The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in Tennessee." |
#2
|
||||
|
||||
Proud moment
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
Right on!
|
Bookmarks |
|
|