Childrens Sermon

[evidrine]

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, there can be unexpected results.

A little boy raised his hand…

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took more than ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

[fishfighter]

Originally Posted by evidrine

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, there can be unexpected results.

A little boy raised his hand…

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took more than ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue

either little johnny or some one related to little johnny

[vittok]

Funny!!!