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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Employee
may I talk to you? Employer: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Employer: Yes. Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Employer: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Employer: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! Employer: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? Employee: Oh, the Electricity Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company. |
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I like that
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hahahahahha
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Thats a good one.
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Good one!!!
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