Now THAT is stress!

[shrky57]

For purposes of this exercise, assume you are a


Man:

You are driving home one day when you spot a beautiful female hitchhiker. Although you wouldn't normally stop, this time you decide to, and give her a lift. You are both chatting amiably when all of a sudden she passes out. Like the good samaritan you are, you take her to hospital.

This is mildly stressful

She is examined by the doctors and they come to tell you that there is nothing to worry about. She is not ill, she is pregnant and offer their congratulations to you as the father. You laughingly try to explain that you aren't the father when the young lady starts shouting that you are the father and what kind of man would deny that. The doctors and nurses look at you with disgust in their eyes.

This is now getting pretty stressful.

However one doctor says that the matter can be cleared up straight away with a simple test. You follow him and are examined. After a short wait, he comes out to you, quite embarrassed and apologises profusely to you that they ever doubted you. You couldn't possibly be the father as you are impotent and will have been since birth.

This is now very stressful, (but also slightly relieving)

The matter cleared up, you leave the young woman in the hospital and go back out to your car to continue your journey home. As you think of home you fondly remember your beautiful wife. And your three wonderful children...............

Now THAT is stress!

[Goooh]

Lol

[vittok]

Good one!!