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Old 01-19-2010, 08:04 PM
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Default Me and w at the camp

Did I tell you about the time I went to "W's" fishing camp?

We were all sitting round drinking when everyone decides they want to go to bed, W looks at me and says "man, I ain't ready to go to bed you want to go out drinking by the Bar"? I said, "yeah we can do that".... so we go out drinking and head back to the camp only to find that they only had one bed left, a king size.... He turns to me and says," well I know you married and you not gay, and I'm married, I'm not gay, you want to "share that bed".

I said, "yeah "W' that ain't no problem but no funny stuff."

So we jump in the bed about midnight, and around 5 he wakes up and says "man I need to get home and show my wife this I got the biggest fattest woody I ever had in my life!!!!"

So I say "W you want me to go with you"? and he says "NO, why?"

I said "BECAUSE THAT'S MY WOODY YOU HOLDING!!!"
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:06 PM
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*****!!!! i see an infraction comin!! lmao
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:07 PM
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:09 PM
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lmao
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:09 PM
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:10 PM
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ok ok , why did YOU have the woodie? inquirin minds wanna know
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:11 PM
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Love it........funny stuff
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:12 PM
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ok ok , why did YOU have the woodie? GAY minds wanna know




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Old 01-19-2010, 08:13 PM
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there goes ya beer money fer the tourney.keep it up and ill take away the whiskey too
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:14 PM
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there goes ya beer money fer the tourney.keep it up and ill take away the whiskey too


As long as i got my maker's mark its all good
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:15 PM
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As long as i got my maker's mark its all good
lmao strictly koolaid haws
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:16 PM
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:17 PM
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LMAO.........That just aint right
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no ,not ,never, don't want to go to that fishing camp !!!
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:40 PM
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That joke made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:41 PM
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we were just praying
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:43 PM
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That joke made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic

"Joke"? Snorkie swore to me it was true.
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