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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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W and the ventriloquist...
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to W 'Gooday, mind if I talk to your dog?' W: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English bastard.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' W: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' W: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' W: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' W: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.' W: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' W: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar……' |
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lmao
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That's funny right there. Sorry "W".
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That's fn funny ****. He got you w.
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Lmao x 1000000000000
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lmsao
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When I read the caption.... I honestly thought that the guy was gonna use W as his prop..... But this is just fantastic!!
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funny!!
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*****
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny
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Needs a little bump for "hour" LITTLE friend! LOL
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It's still funny ****. *****.
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hahaha.
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awesome!!!
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"W"ooly Bully
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burn!!!! x 10,000
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