Little Johnny strikes again!

[longsidelandry]

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at
Home.

1st kid says "A computer".

Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

2nd kid says "A car" and gets a similar answer.

Johnny says " At my house we don't need nothin."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Johnny replies, "no I'm sure."
"When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying
"Well that's all we freakin' need."

[Hopedale Hustler]

funny..i got one to add

Little Johnny was sitting in school one day when the teacher said everyone is going to come up in front of the class today and share a story about a member of your family and what he/she does. The first girl walks up and says my dad is a butcher and he cuts all the meat for this town. the second kid goes up and says my uncle is a doctor and he cures the sick......Little Johnny goes up and says my uncle was a soldier he was in Vietnam and he got his azz shot of. The teacher quickly says Johnny we dont say that we say rectum. Johnny looked at the teacher puzzled and said wrecked em? siht almost killed him.

[longcast]

Both are great. Damn lil Johnny.