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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Catholic humor!
Italian altar boy's confession* A little Catholic sense of humor. I couldn't resist passing this on.* 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.* I have been with a loose girl.'* The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.'* 'And who was the girl you were with?'* 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'* 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you* may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.'* 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'* 'I'll never tell.'* 'Was it Nina Capelli?'* 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'* 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'* 'My lips are sealed.'* 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'* 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'* The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,* and I admire that.* But you've sinned and have to* atone. You cannot be an altar boy now* for 4 months. Now you go and* behave yourself.'* Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and* whispers, 'What'd you get?'* 'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ... * * |
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niiice..haha!
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Read that one before, but it is a good one !
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oh yeah new leads lol
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lol
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