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Old 08-28-2011, 08:10 AM
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Man that could have been me!










I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday ....minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.


A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.


Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.



For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"



So, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver.
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:23 AM
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Hahahaha I love it
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:09 AM
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Nice!
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Old 08-28-2011, 10:15 AM
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Sweet!!!
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Old 08-28-2011, 10:46 AM
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Hahaha.
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Old 08-29-2011, 01:06 PM
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Lol awesome
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Old 08-29-2011, 01:19 PM
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seen that on facebook, alot more than the PG-13 stuff u just posted.
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Old 08-29-2011, 01:41 PM
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Such intolerance!
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Old 08-29-2011, 05:56 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-29-2011, 07:28 PM
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Old 08-29-2011, 07:45 PM
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That's just wrong... Going get my CDL in the A/M!!!!
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Old 08-29-2011, 10:59 PM
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Awesome
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:07 AM
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And I gave up truck driving many years ago.
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:27 AM
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It was funny yesterday and it's funny today. LOL x 2
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take notes Iron M... this is a funny joke.
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:08 AM
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take notes Iron M... this is a funny joke.
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