The budweiser method.

[eman]

The Budweiser Method

Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar. They're
tired and worn out from a long day. Having a couple of longnecks, just
relaxing and talking, watching the women go by... This really beautiful
brunette walks by, and the two cowboys look at her, tip there hats back a
little, look at each other, smile, and one of them says, "I'll give her a
3."

Other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 for sure."

A little while later another woman, this time a fantastic lookin redhead,
comes walkin by in front of them... First cowboy looks her up and down,
smiles, takes a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I
think that one must be a 4."

And the second cowboy agrees, and says, "Yep... She sure is a 4."

Time passes on by, and the cowboys are still sippin their beers, just
watchin folks pass. And across the room comes this absolutely gorgeous,
drop-dead beautiful blonde... As she comes near them, they both kinda
straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better look. First
cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Wow! That one has GOT
to be a 6."

And the second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says "Yep, DEFINITELY a 6."

Well, the woman hears them... and she is NOT amused. She turns around real
sharply and comes right up to the grinning cowboys... She looks the first
one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But, are you two actually standing
there rating woman?!?"

The cowboys look kind of embarrassed... lookin down at their boots, and they
both nod. One of them says, "Well yes ma'am, we are, but you don't
understand..."

She is real mad now... and looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have
you know I've been rated far higher than that by far better than YOU!"

And the second cowboy says, "But ma'am, you really don't understand!"

And she says, "Well. What is it I don't understand? Here you are, rating
women. I understand that!"

And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a different kinda rating
system..."

The blonde says, "Oh. And what would THAT be? No one has EVER rated me a
6 before..."

And the second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser Method, ma'am."

So she asks... "What in the hell is the Budweiser Method?"

And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says, real slowly, "Well
ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."

[evidrine]

Nice!

[swamp snorkler]

good one