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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Married and Going Fishing
First guy: You have no idea what i had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend. Second Guy: That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool. Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy!! I had to promise my wife that i would remodel the kitchen for her. They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal? Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 0530. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on the butt and said: Fishing or Sex? And she said: ......Wear sun block. |
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HahahahahahahahahhahahA
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nice!!
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when i first heard that i tried it the following weekend ...... she punched me in the stomach and rolled me off the bed !!......... true story
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^^^that was your que to go fishin hun!!^^^ crawl out the room and hit the road..haha
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That's how I got my wife to let me go sat and sun. U wake up early snd she does not. If u keep waking the up they will kick u out the house. BL here I come.
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I'm sure that's the only reason she punched you in the gut!
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oh yeah..classic.. i've worked that angle for years
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