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Old 06-14-2012, 10:59 AM
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Cajun Medical Dictionary
Cajuns have the lowest stress rate
Because they do not take medical terminology seriously You are going to die anyway, so live life

Medical Term
Cajun Definition


Artery
The study of paintings


Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria


Barium
What doctors do when patients die


Benign
What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan
Searching for Kitty


Cauterize
Made eye contact with her


Colic
A sheep dog


Coma
A punctuation mark


Dilate
To live long


Enema
Not a friend


Fester
Quicker than someone else


Fibula
A small lie


Impotent
Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane


Morbid
A higher offer


Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days


Node
I knew it


Outpatient
A person who has fainted


Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative
A letter carrier


Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery


Rectum
Nearly killed him


Secretion
Hiding something


Seizure
Roman Emperor


Tablet
A small table


Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport


Tumor
One plus one more


Urine
Opposite of you're out
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:58 AM
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Hahahahahah!! Good stuff!!
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:02 PM
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I like that!
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:05 PM
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Lol!!!!!!!!! That's good
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