insanity

[eman]

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go'.
Sing Along At The Opera.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream?
'I Won! I Won!'
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM

[wtretrievers]

Everyone of those was good!

[meaux fishing]

those are great...

[PUREBAY2200]

Aren't u supposed to try on condoms b4 buying??????

[speck-chaser]

those are good

[jaclyn.renea]

That's great! Thanks for the laugh!

[Zachary Boy]

Go to a retail clothing store, sit in the dressing room for a couple of minutes, and then holler out "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here"...