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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Baptist Cowboy
>> orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room drinking a sip >> out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar >> and orders three more. >> >> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat >> after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." >> >> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in >> Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas >> , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank >> together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for >> myself." >> >> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. >> >> The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. >> He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. >> >> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars there >> take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second >> round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I >> wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." >> >> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his >> eyes and he laughs. >> "Oh, no, everybody’s just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and >> I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." >> >> "Hasn’t affected my brothers though." |
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Hahahahahahahaah! You sure that dude wasn't a Cajun?
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Good thing for his brothers! Lmao
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Lol
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