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12-24-2010, 11:56 PM
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I don't know if anyone is a tamu fan but!...
The whole team drowned during spring training ...... Did you hear about the TAMU terrorist who tried to blow up the LSU team bus?................. He burnt his lips on the tailpipe! Did you hear about the TAMU Kamikaze pilot? .........he flew 23 missions. How can you tell a TAMU Aggie is on a drilling rig?? .......... He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters! How do you know an Aggies been using your computer????................ All the whiteout on the screen! Why did the TAMU graduate sell his refrigerator/ freezer?......... He got tired of cutting ice into squares that would fit into those little trays......... How do you get a TAMU graduate off your front porch?.............. Pay him for the pizza..... What did the TAMU graduate say when he met the LSU graduate?....... " Welcome to McDonalds! Can I take your order? Ok maybe I shouldn't pick on TAMU grads, after all one did invent the toilet seat........ Of course it was an LSU grad who made The design better by cutting a HOLE in it!! An Aggie got a job at a saw mill. Just before lunch on his first day he cut off his finger. His boss asked him how did it happen? " Well I touched this big spinning wheel like this...... DAMN! There goes another one"!!! Did you hear about the Aggie who had diarrhea ????................. He told his doctor that he thought he was melting..... How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a TAMU graduate??? .............. Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush! How many Aggies does it take to change a flat?........... One, unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up..... How do you sink a submarine full of TAMU graduates???? Have a diver knock on the hatch. What's the difference between TAMU and RICE CRISPIES ?........... RICE CRISPIES knows what to do in a bowl! GEAUX TIGERS!! 
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12-25-2010, 09:44 AM
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there is a hot blond girl at tamu with a sore belly button, obviously her boy friend is a tamu student too!
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