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Old 01-09-2013, 06:34 PM
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Default top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:31 PM
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Very Nice!! Said in my best Borat voice
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:40 PM
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Very Nice!! Said in my best Borat voice
Great success!
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:32 PM
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Need to add- It ain't against the law to shoot your gun
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:34 PM
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Need to add- It ain't against the law to shoot your gun
That should be number 1!
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