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Old 02-09-2011, 03:10 PM
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The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident near Marsh Island, Louisiana, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Wildlife and Fisheries agents.

"We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the agents.

"Tell me! Did you find her?"

The agents looked at each other. Finally, one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The second agent said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The agent continued, "When we pulled her up, she had six twenty-five pound blue point crabs and four dozen good-size crawfish clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The agent answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Old 02-09-2011, 03:47 PM
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Good One.
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Old 02-09-2011, 03:59 PM
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Just saying.... LOL!
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Old 02-09-2011, 04:23 PM
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lol I think this one has been posted on here at least 10 times, still funny though!
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Old 02-10-2011, 06:55 PM
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hahahahahaha. lmao
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:01 PM
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wow only on salty cajun!
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Old 02-11-2011, 12:48 AM
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lol I think this one has been posted on here at least 10 times, still funny though!
here's my post lol

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Old 02-11-2011, 06:41 PM
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lol!!

btw i must of missed that one the first time so thanks for "reposting"
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:50 AM
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Good one
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