Mexican Maid

[Shawn Braquet]

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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very
upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna
increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you."
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife: "Oh yeah?"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "Jor hozban did."
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth."And did my
husband say that as well?"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Maria: "No Señora........" "The gardener did!"
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[SIZE=2][SIZE=2]Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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[Gottogo49]

Good one Shawn.

[Zachary Boy]

Funny....